The State of our Toilets

This is based on a 2006 report of selected NUS toilets. We will be releasing a review (long overdue) in time to come:

21 September 2006

Dear Honoured PSC members,

Here's a periodic report of the toilets in our vicinity, for your easy reference and to help you achieve a more wholesome s-hitting experience.
Note: pardon the bias, this is regarding MALE toilets – I have NO idea about the FEMALE side.
Dear President of the Women's Wing, Theresa Toh Shu Wen, maybe you'd like to send a team to do some recce work on your side ..

1. Science Toilet, next to LT27
Usually wet and smelly. However, high vacancy rate.
Beware autoflush though – sit upright.
Good supply of toilet paper. Soap sometimes lacking.
Overall: 2.5-3/5 (bearable)

2. Toilet near the anatomy hall
Wet, but not as smelly. Limited cubicles (2).
Autoflush, and sometimes lacking in PSC (pangsai chua). Soap sometimes lacking.
Overall: 2.5-3/5 (bearable)

3. Med Library
Generally dry, but limited cubicles (one squat, one seated)
Generally free from stench, and toilet paper in good supply. Soap sometimes lacking at the taps.
Overall: 3.5/5 (decent)

4. Dean's Office, level one, MD11.
There are two toilets – one a gents, the others are unisex, catered to handicapped.
Good supply of toilet paper, the seats are clean. So is the floor.
Generally dry and free from stench. Partially airconditioned.
No autoflush. Has it's own sink and soap!
Overall score: 4/5 (comfortable)

5. Toilet next to biochemistry department
Generally dry, free from stench, and toilet paper in good supply. Soap sometimes lacking at the taps.
Pretty good for a decent workout.
Overall score: 3.5/5 (pretty comfortable)

6. Histology Lab Toilet
This one's probably the best in the Med Faculty we've found so far.
Almost always dry, free from stench, good supply of PSC. Usually vacant. Generally very clean.
Overall score: 4.5/5 (pretty ideal)

7. University Hall
This one is DEFINITELY the best in NUS.
Dry. Free from stench. Clean. Abundant supply of PSC. Always vacancies (multi-levels of toilets). BONUS: it's AIRCONDITIONED.
Taps with soap.
I personally checked out the handicapped toilet – and it's very handicap friendly. There are handrails for people to get up. They're quite sturdy (I tested).
And there's an attached TAP, with SOAP. And an AUTOMATIC PAPER TOWEL DISPENSER. There is abundant supply of PSC (it contained 4 rolls of PSC, and in TWO difference types).
Overall score: 5/5


The Pangsai Club, after careful thought and deliberation, is delighted to confer the PSC TOILET OF CHOICE AWARD to the University Hall Toilets.
We hope the cleaners and the cleaning companies will keep up the good work, and we look forward to the continued excellence and high standards in our sanitation and s-hitting conditions.

If you have any comments or further contributions, or new toilets to share, please feel free to email the PSC. Please do not withhold good information. We look forward to hearing from you!

Regards,
The PSC.

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BREAKING (WIND) NEWS: ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT FOILED AS PSC PRESIDENT KILLS ASSAILANT

SINGAPORE - An assassination attempt of PSC President, Jonk, by an unidentified assailant was foiled by the bravery and wits of the President himself.

While he was s-hitting, a devious cockroach, who has yet to be identified, crept stealthily around his throne, preparing to assASSinate. It wasn't long before Jonk noticed the rascal of a roach and responded swiftly with sheer instint, as any seasoned PSC member would do.

He screamed.

"I was very very angry, very very pissed, very very disgusted and disturbed," he said.

Promptly, Jonk fought valiantly against his assailant, cornering him eventually and CRUSHING him like a.. erm, cockroach.. after a harrowing 30 second standoff. He escaped unscathed but is being treated for shock. The cockroach was pronounced dead at the scene of the crime.

The cockroach was flushed away, or depotted as the PSC prefer to call it, with.. yeah.


Left: The Assailant, killed and depotted

Jonk, who was clearly traumatised after the ordeal, added, "It's just wrong. I mean, would he have liked it if I came to disturb him while HE was defaecating?"

The PSC are still investigating the matter. The Blattella asahinai, or "Asian cockroach" family is a prime suspect as perpetrators of this heinous crime. The assailant was unable to be identified because he was pulverised beyond recognition.

In light of this, the PSC would like to advise the public to remember the "P.S.C.s" when s-hitting:

P: Pangsai Chua - make sure you plan, don't Just Do It.
S: Seat and Sensor - make sure the seat is clean and free from unpleasant matter; if your toilet has a automatic flushing sensor, remember to maintain an upright posture to avoid premature flushing leading to a wet bottom and other unpleasant consequences.
C: Cockroaches and other demons - make sure you get them exterminated (preferably crush them, f-arting does not always work) to ensure a peaceful s-hitting experience.

Interesting Facts about UNINTERESTING Cockroaches
Most of the insecticides for killing cockroaches are pyrethroid nerve poisons. The nerve poison induces muscular spasms which often result in the cockroach flipping on its back. Without muscular coordination, the cockroach cannot right itself and eventually dies in its upside-down position.
- Hadlington & Gerozisis, 1995, Urban Pest Control in Australia, University of New South Wales Press Ltd.

A person who is allergic to consuming shellfish is also likely to have an allergy to eating cockroaches.
- Fear Factor not Afraid of Doctor. Retrieved on 24 October, 2006.

The Pangsai Club

The Pangsai Club

finally back to school, knnbccb!

but i must say that this hols was good for the psc. it was a time to chill and just catch up with friends that you had been neglecting cos of the insane studying. i personally went bangkok..and had loads of fun..but not so fun when u had to take a dump outside the hotel..just be glad in sinagpore we have relatively sanitary toilets. i actually had my doubts abt doing my business there..but being the proud founder of psc i am..i had no choice but to suck it in and push it all out.

jonk is finally out of his slump after his much needed refreshing trip to cambodia..and gan is currently in kachanaburi...hahahhaha...cadet gan!! who knew blogging could be this tiring..ok sian liao..gonna listen to iTunes now..byebye...will definitely get down to making more videos and posting them here..watch this cubicle space..

- Wei-Liang

The Pangsai Club

The Pangsai Club

finally back to school, knnbccb!

but i must say that this hols was good for the psc. it was a time to chill and just catch up with friends that you had been neglecting cos of the insane studying. i personally went bangkok..and had loads of fun..but not so fun when u had to take a dump outside the hotel..just be glad in sinagpore we have relatively sanitary toilets. i actually had my doubts abt doing my business there..but being the proud founder of psc i am..i had no choice but to suck it in and push it all out.

jonk is finally out of his slump after his much needed refreshing trip to cambodia..and gan is currently in kachanaburi...hahahhaha...cadet gan!! who knew blogging could be this tiring..ok sian liao..gonna listen to iTunes now..byebye...will definitely get down to making more videos and posting them here..watch this cubicle space..

- Wei-Liang

#$%^

S.H.I.T. = School Holidays - It's Terrific!

The Pangsai Club

The Pangsai Club

Hello fellow pangsaiers out there. Despite the stupid CA's we the pangsai club have found time to do something historical. You see, the PSC has a strong and illustrious background that stretches all the way back to 2005, and hence to instill pride and cement loyalty in our glorious club, we have come up with a few theme songs that are sure to rock your ass.

Production of the songs are still in progress, but a few of the titles will be splashed here, to give you a hint of things to come, to give you something to look forward to, perhaps, in your otherwise meaningless life.

1. Super Massive Shit Hole
2. Cubicle
3. Sugar It's Coming Down
4. Mr. Backside

These are songs that have had their lyrics changed to accommodate our vision and aim, and I think when you do hear them you will agree that they sound better than the original.

Till then, stay tuned!

- Wei-Liang

The Pangsai Club

The Pangsai Club

this is the fat third of the psc...i must say the jonk third of the psc has done a great job...hmmm...looks better and smells better than most of our other fav hang-outs..ie nus toilets. i'm sure more posts and vids will be sure to be excreted from us once our pangsai CAs are over...till then piss out

- Wei-Liang